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The dwarf and lady were all alone. The dwarf said want to see my beefjerky? The woman softly licked his wooden sword. The dwarf groaned. Want to jump on it? He agreed and they mad a huma n dwarf baby

Guards are smelly like my belly.

Keep away from guards or you may get arrested. Stay off the road if you can. Always have a back up plan. Be smart about who you choose don’t choose a peasent!

Avoid guards many times they will try to capture you and bring you to jail. Look for the wealthy men, the peasents arn’t worth the trouble. Always have a escape plan in case things go wrong Stay off the road. You there

I Belin King of Dwarfs order Gliof to collect taxes for the war that’s about to start He is given permisson to collect taxes from all dwarfs in the kingdom that will be 100 minas