Today I observed the effects of thrown snowballs at several Minions. The effect was underwhelming… The minions became irate and asked what I was doing. After some discussion, and explaining my goal. They politely invited me to stay for a while. Naturally, I did not trust a word they were saying! They likely planned to…

Irba, 4th of The Grand Harvest, 1307 Ah, today is a good day to be alive. I have put the finishing touches on my hotel! Thorin’s Deep-Road Hotel, has a nice comfortable, earthy, ring to it. ::I may be but a young Dwarf of 87 years but I still know how to provide customer service!