I cannot express how much I admire your friendship. You both now gone… Though we’ve had rough times in the past, you two have been the best friends Rhisereld and I could have asked for. Besides Brett. I love you both so much, and I will miss you. I will cherish every memory we’ve shared…

With every poor action there is a consequence. Some do it by pure mistake or foolishness. I can blame it on this curse all I want… For it was the curse that sent me into this vexation. But was my foolishness a part of her seduction? Or was it the curse? Just as hard as…

I’m riding a chicken in the Hot Tub. I ride this bird while writing this word. Singing a song, short or long. Thinking of temptation while in deep meditation. Riding my chicken is such a sensation. I’ve caused too much strife between me and my wife. I’ve broken her down, now what’s worth my life?…

*the book is empty, just a few scribbles*

I cannot tell you how sorry I am. I feel the best way to show an apology is to spend time on it. So I will write to you. You are the most fearless girl I know. You are kind, gentle, and beautiful. I guess, you could say, you’re the essence of the perfect girl.…

Dear Annora. It is to my belief that your new born beautiful baby should be named Serenitee. It’s a lot like Serenity, only spelled differently. Tell me what you think. Oh, and Akorta and I made a deal where I must stay seventeen blocks away from Serenitee. I don’t blame him. Good luck recovering!

Dear Annora. These recent events have really dealt a massive wound in the Order. My actions lacked self-control, and they have brought ruin to us. But we can fix this in the end. Keep up the good work, General.

Once upon a time there was a squid named Akorta. He was very ugly and nobody liked him. He was also an asshooelee … *you see a drawing of a poorly drawn squid with a frowny face on it* Nobody likes this squid so we should get our fishing rods and harpoons Death to thish…

This is to Rhisereld, Zhotia, Vaelinor, Akorta, and Brett. I’m sure you’re aware of what’s happened at the order with the Undead. I figured you had escaped before I did. Please be aware that Annora has been tainted by the Undead and must be stopped. While I’m currently fleeing from the Isles, I do hope…

I do hope you don’t mind me searching through your house. I was awfully hungry. But I couldn’t help but notice the ale you stored away underneath the bookshelves. I can smell that stuff from miles away. I hope you don’t mind me taking one bucket of ale. :: ~Alethion