They are everywhere, all around me. They trapped me in this… cage. They watch, and they watch. Sometimes they come in, but I hit them and they leave. They speak this odd language. I do not understand. They probably want to kill me. I do not know. Maybe even eat me…. Some of them are…

Helgar is the sexiest dwarf alive. Look at that candy ass! Scrumptios! I just want to lick his balls off. I mean look at them. OH GOD! His tits! So…. EPIC! I wonder what his dad looks like, bet he’s not half as sexy is this beast. Wow, I just glanced over at Fast, he…

1 The docks. Docks need a 3 high wall around them so people cannot simply dodge the gate. :: :: 2. The Sewers. Sewer exits need to simply be made into a gate, and closed, anyone can enter the city like this, and we can’t waste guards patrolling the sewers. :: :: 3. Gatehouse. The…

Day 1- I start my undead hunt today, I plan to head north to annihilate all those rotting bastards. :: Nightfall, I made it to Alstion, there is nobody here, completely abandoned… I’m staying in my friend Banok’s house tonight, I’m sure he won’t mind. :: :: Day 2- I head off for Winterfell today.…

I charged up the tower, fire all around me. I heard the terrible screams of men and women being slaughtered by the beasts. An insane man yelled that “The Fallen One” would win, devour our souls. I got to the top of the tower, looked at the… thing… that was causing the mayhem. ….Maybe I…

When you told me not to love you so fast, I did not give up. When you told me that I’m not good enough, I did not give up. When you told me to go away, I did not give up. How could I possibly let you go, when i love you, more and more…

Shrooms are magical and oh so grand. Shrooms alter your brain so you can’t recognize your own hand. Shrooms are so wonderful and taste so good. They taste like butter, or at least should. I wish I had a tasty orange. So my hands would be sticky so I can touch a door hinge. God…