Volume One ::Today me and Lilly went on an expedition, we found what seemed to be an abandoned house…. hic! ::Excushe my drunken writing but I am shtill hungover from the event!… hic! ::Though the house was abandoned it was freshly built ::I could tell by the traces of saw dust I found around the home. ::Me and Lilly agreed the house was too close to dunwood, so the next day we proceeded to tear down the house. We had at it, and removed about half the house, we had a good lunch of pork . Though Lilly forgot to cook her pork chop, so I gave her mine. ::The next day we came back and removed the rest of the house, this time Lilly was the one prepared! I had forgotten my axe, so I sat and watched while she worked. ::After the work was finished we ate our meals, and drank ale! I must have drank a little too much because before you knew it, I was going the wrong direction home. I saw a small pond and decided to go swimming, but it was much deeper then it looked, and I began to drown! :: Lilly drug me out of the water, and all the way home. The next day I woke up with a massive hangover! The end!