Wesley Gue, a lonely sort of fella, was walking down 5th avenue in Huntington, WV. He came upon a man sitting on the curb in very tattered clothing. He asked, “My good man…are you alright? Is there anything I can do for you?” The man replies in a very high pitched womanly voice, “I got deez cheeeeezeburgers, man! I’ll suck yo’ dick!” Wesley, who at first was freaked put by the man’s outburst, eventually succomb to his lonely ways and let the man suck his shrimpy-ass dick. ::To this very day, Wesley still dreams of that wonderful night he shared with a comeplete stranger. It makes him happy to relive that event during his daily shower. ::The End.